Probably time to move out of your house if you own this cool bus. The interiors are even nicer than some apartments I have been and more coolest thing is that you can even store your own personal car in it. Its really cool. isn't it?
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My Bus is More Luxurious than Your Apartment [Isn't It?]
Probably time to move out of your house if you own this cool bus. The interiors are even nicer than some apartments I have been and more coolest thing is that you can even store your own personal car in it. Its really cool. isn't it?
USA in the Year 1907 [12 Amazing Stats]
USA in the year 1907. What a difference century makes and this will surely Boggle your mind. Here are some Statistics of United States of America one hundred Years ago.
1 - The average expectancy of LIFE in the U.S A. was 47 years old.
2 - Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had BATHTUB.
3 - Only 8 percent of the homes had telephone.
4 - A three minute call from Denver to New York city cost $11 per minute.
5 - There was only 8,000 in the U.S and only 144 miles of PAVED ROADS.
6 - The maximum speed was 10 miles per hour in most cities.
8 - With a population of 1.4 million people,CALIFORNIA was 21st most populous state.
9 - The average WAGE of a worker was 22 cents per hour and annual income was between $200 and $400. Accountant's income was about $2000 per year and DENTIST's income was around $2500 per year.
10 - A VETERINARIAN's income was $1500 per year and machanical engineer's income was $5,000. per year.
11 - More than 95 percent of all BIRTHS in the U.S took place at HOME.
12 - 90 percent OF ALL U.S. DOCTORS HAD NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!
Instead, they attended so-called medical SCHOOLS, many of which WERE CONDEMNED IN THE PRESS AND THE GOVERNMENT AS "SUBSTANDARD".
Dont Work Too Hard Nobody Notice Anyway
Here is another example for hard working employees. Please i request you do not work hard. Nobody Notice.
Microsoft is Not the Solution to Your Life
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
HR Manager said: "You are employed. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied: "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
HR Manager said: I'm sorry If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.
The man replied: "I don't have an email".
The broker answered curiously: "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied: "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
MORAL OF THE STORY
1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an
office boy, than a millionaire. .........
Asians are Straight Forward Than Britains [Funny Proof]
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons:
I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Asian:
No Stock.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons:
Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Asian:
You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons:
Excuse me, but could you please ! Lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Asian:
Shut up lah!
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons:
Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Asian:
S-kew me
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons:
Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Asian:
pointing the door) can I?
Britons:
I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Asian:
No Stock.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons:
Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Asian:
You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons:
Excuse me, but could you please ! Lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Asian:
Shut up lah!
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons:
Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Asian:
S-kew me
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons:
Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Asian:
pointing the door) can I?
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